1.
Money
can't
buy
happiness,
but
it
sure
can
buy
a
plane
ticket
to
a
tropical
paradise.
【#dollarhumor】
2.
I
don't
always
have
money,
but
when
I
do,
I
like
to
spend
it
on
making
memories.
【#cha-ching】
3.
They
say
money
talks,
but
all
mine
ever
says
is
"goodbye".
【#adiosamigo】
4.
I'm
not
rich—I
prefer
to
think
of
myself
as
just
financially
challenged.
【#brokebutlovingit】
5.
You
can
have
all
the
money
in
the
world,
but
nothing
beats
a
good
cup
of
coffee
in
the
morning.
【#caffeineboost】
6.
I
don't
always
carry
cash,
but
when
I
do,
it's
just
enough
for
a
slice
of
pizza
and
a
beer.
【#cheapdate】
7.
The
secret
to
becoming
a
millionaire?
Just
start
as
a
billionaire
and
watch
your
money
disappear.
【#wiseinvestor】
8.
I'm
not
afraid
of
heights,
I'm
just
afraid
of
the
impact
on
my
bank
account
if
I
fall.
【#highroller】
9.
Some
people
say
money
is
the
root
of
all
evil,
but
I
think
it's
just
misunderstood.
【#moneytalks】
10.
Sometimes
I
think
about
what
I
would
do
with
all
the
money
I
don't
have.
Then
I
remember
I'm
broke.
【#daydreamer】
11.
I
don't
always
splurge
on
designer
clothes,
but
when
I
do,
I
make
sure
to
hide
the
price
tag.
【#fashionista】
12.
They
say
money
can't
buy
everything,
but
have
you
tried
buying
a
puppy?
【#puppylove】
13.
My
bank
account
is
like
the
ocean—sometimes
it's
full,
and
sometimes
it's
just
a
trickle
of
water.
【#upsanddowns】
14.
The
worst
thing
about
being
broke?
Having
to
choose
between
gas
and
food.
【#struggleisreal】
15.
I
don't
always
save
money,
but
when
I
do,
it's
just
so
I
can
spend
more
in
the
future.
【#smartspender】
16.
Money
can't
buy
you
love,
but
it
can
buy
you
a
romantic
dinner
and
some
flowers.
【#romanticatheart】
17.
I'm
not
poor,
I'm
just
financially
challenged.
But
hey,
at
least
I
have
a
sense
of
humor.
【#stillbroke】
18.
They
say
money
can't
buy
happiness,
but
it
can
buy
me
a
massage
and
a
glass
of
wine,
which
is
pretty
close.
【#treatyoself】
19.
The
best
things
in
life
may
be
free,
but
it's
also
nice
to
have
some
cash
for
the
little
luxuries.
【#lifeisexpensive】
20.
I
may
not
have
a
lot
of
money,
but
I
have
plenty
of
experiences
and
memories
to
last
a
lifetime.
【#pricelessmoments】
