1.
"Love
is
like
a
roller
coaster
ride,
exhilarating
at
first
but
ultimately
leaving
you
nauseous
and
regretful. 】
"
2.
"The
concept
of
'soulmates'
is
just
a
fairy
tale
for
those
who
refuse
to
face
the
reality
of
compatibility. 】
"
3.
"Love
is
a
battlefield
where
hearts
are
broken,
not
won. 】
"
4.
"Gazing
into
each
other's
eyes
is
just
a
fancy
way
for
two
people
to
avoid
looking
at
the
truth. 】
"
5.
"Love
is
like
a
maze,
trapping
you
in
its
confusing
twists
and
turns,
and
leaving
you
lost
and
bewildered. 】
"
6.
"Falling
in
love
is
like
signing
up
for
a
lifetime
subscription
to
pain
and
heartache. 】
"
7.
"Love
is
the
best
magician,
making
the
most
logical
minds
believe
in
the
most
irrational
fantasies. 】
"
8.
"Relationships
are
like
fine
wine,
they
get
better
with
time. . . until
they
turn
sour
and
leave
a
bitter
taste
in
your
mouth. 】
"
9.
"Love
is
a
game
of
hide
and
seek,
where
one
person
hides
their
flaws
and
the
other
seeks
them
out. 】
"
10.
"Love
is
like
a
mirage,
appearing
beautiful
from
afar
but
disappearing
upon
closer
inspection. 】
"
11.
"Romantic
gestures
are
just
surface-level
distractions
designed
to
disguise
the
flaws
in
a
relationship. 】
"
1
2.
"Love
is
like
quicksand,
the
more
you
struggle
to
hold
on,
the
faster
you
sink. 】
"
1
3.
"Being
in
love
is
like
having
a
permanent
resident
in
your
heart,
but
also
a
permanent
mess
in
your
life. 】
"
1
4.
"Love
is
like
a
firework,
dazzling
and
breathtaking
for
a
few
moments,
then
fading
into
darkness. 】
"
1
5.
"Heartbreak
is
love's
way
of
reminding
you
that
fairy
tales
only
exist
in
books
and
movies. 】
"
1
6.
"Falling
in
love
is
like
jumping
off
a
cliff,
hoping
your
partner
will
catch
you
at
the
bottom. . . but
most
likely
they
won't. 】
"
1
7.
"Love
is
like
a
riddle,
the
more
you
try
to
solve
it,
the
more
it
confuses
you. 】
"
1
8.
"Relationships
are
like
rose
bushes,
beautiful
when
in
bloom,
but
prickly
and
painful
to
maintain. 】
"
1
9.
"Love
is
like
an
addiction,
giving
you
temporary
highs
while
gradually
destroying
your
soul. 】
"
20.
"Sometimes
love
is
blind,
but
more
often
than
not,
it
just
turns
a
blind
eye
to
the
truth. 】
"