1.
"Why
did
the
tomato
turn
red?
Because
it
saw
the
salad
dressing!"
【笑死我了】
2.
"I
asked
my
dog
what's
two
minus
two,
and
he
replied:
nothing!
He's
definitely
not
a
math
genius.
"
【狗狗告诉我答案是什么】
3.
"Why
did
the
banana
go
to
the
doctor?
Because
it
wasn't
peeling
well!"
【水果也有生病】
4.
"I
told
my
boss
three
jokes
today,
but
he
didn't
laugh.
Maybe
I
should
stick
to
my
day
job.
"
【老板一脸严肃】
5.
"Why
did
the
bicycle
fall
over?
Because
it
was
two-tired!"
【轮胎掉了】
6.
"I
tried
telling
a
chemistry
joke
to
a
friend,
but
it
didn't
get
a
reaction.
"
【化学菜鸟】
7.
"Why
couldn't
the
bicycle
stand
up
by
itself?
Because
it
was
two-tired!"
【双胞胎也翻盘了】
8.
"I'm
not
a
morning
person,
I'm
a
mourning
person.
M-O-U-R-N-I-N-G.
"
【早上起床会被惨淡的生活击打】
9.
"If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
skydiving
is
not
for
you.
"
【别轻易尝试】
10.
"Why
don't
scientists
trust
atoms?
Because
they
make
up
everything.
"
【科学家还有什么能信任啊】
11.
"I
tried
to
make
a
belt
out
of
watches,
but
it
was
a
waist
of
time.
"
【晚睡害死人】
12.
"Why
did
the
koala
bear
break
up
with
his
girlfriend?
They
had
eucalyptus
differences.
"
【考拉也有感情问题】
13.
"I'm
not
arguing,
I'm
just
explaining
why
I'm
right.
"
【理直气壮】
14.
"Why
don't
oysters
give
to
charity?
Because
they're
shellfish!"
【蚌也有自私的时候】
15.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
energy.
"
【省电省力】
16.
"Why
did
the
frog
call
his
insurance
company?
He
had
a
jump
in
his
car.
"
【青蛙还有车？】
17.
"I
wanted
to
tell
you
a
joke
about
pizza,
but
it's
a
little
cheesy.
"
【习惯了冷笑话】
18.
"Why
did
the
coffee
file
a
police
report?
Because
it
got
mugged.
"
【咖啡也会被抢？】
19.
"I
used
to
be
indecisive,
but
now
I'm
not
sure.
"
【金钟奖金句】
20.
"Why
did
the
scarecrow
win
an
award?
Because
he
was
outstanding
in
his
field.
"
【锄头人当选年度最佳】
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