1.
"I
may
not
have
a
six-pack,
but
I've
got
a
great
sense
of
humor
and
a
heart
full
of
love. "
【笑死我了】

2.
"Sometimes
I
wonder
if
my
charm
and
wit
are
too
powerful
for
my
own
good. "
【哈哈哈】

3.
"I
don't
always
make
people
laugh,
but
when
I
do,
it's
because
I'm
being
myself. "
【有趣能人】

4.
"I
like
my
women
like
I
like
my
jokes
–
funny
and
not
afraid
to
take
risks. "
【头都大了】

5.
"When
life
gives
you
lemons,
make
a
joke
out
of
it
and
share
it
with
your
friends. "
【无语了】

6.
"I'm
not
great
at
physics,
but
I'm
a
master
at
the
art
of
flirting. "
【一针见血】

7.
"I've
been
told
that
I
have
a
great
personality.
Too
bad
it's
trapped
inside
this
hilarious
body. "
【笑到掉下椅子】

8.
"I
may
not
be
a
model,
but
I
can
make
you
laugh
so
hard
that
your
abs
will
look
like
mine. "
【尴尬笑容】

9.
"Some
people
go
to
the
gym
to
get
a
six-pack,
I
go
to
make
people
laugh
and
smile. "
【哈哈哈】

10.
"I
believe
laughter
is
the
best
medicine,
unless
you're
having
diarrhea,
then
you
should
probably
take
Imodium. "
【太搞笑了】

11.
"I
don't
need
a
six-pack
to
impress
a
girl,
I
just
need
a
good
joke
and
some
smooth
dance
moves. "
【蹦得飞起】

1
2.
"I'm
not
sure
what's
more
attractive
–
my
good
looks
or
my
ability
to
make
you
laugh
until
you
cry. "
【哈哈哈】

1
3.
"I
may
not
be
a
millionaire,
but
I
can
make
you
rich
in
laughter
and
happiness. "
【哈哈哈哈哈】

1
4.
"I've
been
told
that
I
have
a
face
for
comedy,
but
I
think
I
have
a
heart
for
love
as
well. "
【好笑又感人】

1
5.
"I'm
not
just
a
pretty
face,
I'm
a
witty
and
charming
one
too. "
【总是出人意料】

1
6.
"Forget
the
six-pack,
I'd
rather
have
a
six-pack
of
beer
and
some
good
company
to
share
it
with. "
【喝多了之后】

1
7.
"Some
people
have
a
way
with
words,
I
have
a
way
with
jokes. "
【总是开心】

1
8.
"If
laughter
is
the
key
to
a
woman's
heart,
then
I've
got
a
master
key
that
can
unlock
any
heart. "
【妙啊】

1
9.
"I'm
like
a
superhero,
but
instead
of
super
strength,
I
have
super
humor
and
super
charm. "
【爆笑】

20.
"I
may
not
be
the
most
athletic
guy,
but
I
can
bat
my
eyelashes
and
make
you
smile
like
no
one
else
can. "
【太可爱了】